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A satirical letter about high fuel prices, requesting government bonds and currency as heating fuel

1 min read • Riverdale, New York

The Secretary of the Treasury, Washington, D.C.

October 15, 1902

Sir:

Prices for the customary kinds of winter fuel having reached an altitude which puts them out of the reach of literary persons in straitened circumstances, I desire to place with you the following order:

Forty-five tons best old dry government bonds, suitable for furnace, gold 7 per cents., 1864, preferred.

Twelve tons early greenbacks, range size, suitable for cooking.

Eight barrels seasoned 25 and 50 cent postal currency, vintage of 1866, eligible for kindlings.

Please deliver with all convenient despatch at my house in Riverdale at lowest rates for spot cash, and send bill to

Mark Twain, Who will be very grateful, and will vote right.

Mark Twain, Who will be very grateful, and will vote right.

About This Letter

Historical Context

Written in October 1902, this humorous letter satirizes the high cost of heating fuel by requesting government financial instruments be delivered for use as kindling and furnace fuel. Text sourced from [Wikisource](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Letter_to_the_Secretary_of_the_Treasury).

Significance

A classic example of Twain's satirical wit, using humor to comment on economic hardship and the struggles of literary persons to afford basic necessities like heating fuel.

About Mark Twain

Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens, 1835-1910) was America's foremost humorist and social critic. By 1902, he was living in Riverdale, New York, and had already achieved international fame.